Groundhogs and Skunks and Skunks, Oh My!

- Margaret, in her skunk removal gear, inspects the skunk we trapped and prepare to release.

We are under siege. First it was the groundhogs. We tried traps. And we got one. But “Big Mama” and at least a couple lil’ ones remained on the loose. They were smarter than the traps. I can’t say the same about the squirrels and the skunk. The groundhogs made a play for our peas, so we electrified the garden. They made a move on the sweet peas Margaret had planted under the grape arbor, and then sat on the rocks mocking us as we inspected the damage. We threw down the gauntlet. Or smoke bomb, actually. Under the cover of night, we surrounded the two burrow entrances we knew about, and like something out of the roadrunner and coyote (you can guess which one we are), lit the fuse, dropped the giant firecracker in the hole, and covered it with a rock and dirt as the sulfur and charcoal smoke seeped up out of the ground. Was that it? Could it have been that easy? Time would tell.
The next evening, less than 24 hours later, with the chickens going bonkers in their yard, we discovered not one, but two skunks trying to get access to the chicken yard through broken boards and old wire fence that we’d put up more for chicken containment than predator prevention. Just as one found a gap in the defense, I threw a big rock and with surprising accuracy, plugged the hole, right as the skunk pulled back. We brought the traps that had been surrounding the groundhog holes up to the barn, baited them with leftover pizza and organic peanut butter (nothing but the best for our skunks), and waited.
By the next morning, this morning, we have trapped one, but the other is still on the loose. What to do? We call Mr. Sparks of Sparks Ark and critter removal. His price for removing a skunk? $105 (normal price is $85, but +$20 for extra travel). So this one, plus the other that is still skunking around… more than $200. Is it worth the risk of getting skunked?
Well, we decide to take the risk, and we’ve lived to smell another day. Our attack: Margaret sneaks up on the trap, throws a tarp over it, and I carry it out, secure it in the trailer, drive a few miles away and over a river, and successfully release our black and white friend. I come home and re-bait the trap, hoping to capture the second skunk and put an end to the siege.
As I write, there is a skunk in the trap under the barn, and when I last looked, two more were sniffing around the cage. Oh, and this afternoon, Margaret saw a groundhog wander up from the orchard, check out the sweet peas, and munch around under the swing set. The battle continues.

- Skunk bait: leftover pizza and organic peanut butter




